Saw this on Facebook the other day and I had far more than just one response.....
.... Rest day workout is referred to as a quick "gun run"
... No mirror can simply be walked by without a quick flex
... Going out? Need a quick pump first.
... It's not food is macros and micros.
... No sleeve is safe
... Pregaming is referred to as warming up your dining muscles
... You can have a full conversation with another meathead with only one syllable words
... The same can be said for no words period
... You understand the squat rack is for squatting, no exceptions
... Those who don't understand this infuriate you
... Planet fitness for does not know you personally but has a restraining order against you
Off the top of my head that's what I got but I'll be sure to add more later.