Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Shit my Athletes Say - Episode 2

Its been awhile. But every so often I get some gems. Here's ten specially selected for today. Ill admit not all are words or phrases. Some are my responses to their....'creativity'.




Worms eat each other

Hey, you like mudkips?
I swear Im not in the mood for that shit today.
No, really. Mudkips. Kali Muscles energy drink!
Thats Hyphy Mud!....ass.

Prater! You need to meet my aunt!
Ok, whatever you say.
<3 hours later>
Prater! You never met my Aunt!
Wtf?

I didn't mean to I swear!
You supposed to kick the ball not the other athletes!

Your other right foot. Thats the same foot!

Hey, you should totally meet one of my teachers. She just broke up with her boyfriend. But I guess they got back together.
So.....what was the question again?

Can I blow your whistle....(oh shit face)





















There's pathogens in the water. Look!
Dude, worms again.

Prater, let me ride in your bed!
Come on, you got to at least put a little thought into what you say beforehand.

Wait....quarter after is 15 minutes. Right? I dont know...









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